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for nothing.

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Optional: something good happens to the planet.

from €3 $3 per month
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The least necessary subscription on the internet.

Zero features✦ No dashboard✦ 100% uptime✦ GDPR compliant✦ Trees get planted✦ Animals protected✦ No onboarding✦ SOC-2 (nothing to audit)✦ Zero features✦ No dashboard✦ 100% uptime✦ GDPR compliant✦ Trees get planted✦ Animals protected✦ No onboarding✦ SOC-2 (nothing to audit)✦

The math

Every euro split
in two.

Nothing subscription
€3 $3

You receive one email per month. It says NOTHING. In caps. Centered. 24pt. This covers our server (which runs nothing), our domain (subscribefornothing.com), and our moral ambiguity.

+
Planet fund
€3 $3

Tracked internally as a charity fund. Charity funds are donated twice a year, in January and July, to WWF and Plant-for-the-Planet. Public proof of donation published each time.

Total on Nothing + Good: €6 $6 / month  ·  Just Nothing? €3$3/month. No upsells, no hidden fees. Just this.

0 Features shipped
100% Nothing delivered
12,847 Subscribers (we wish)
0 Personal data sold

What you're not getting

Features so absent,
they're revolutionary.

01
No onboarding
Zero 47-step wizards. No "let's get you set up!" drip campaigns. You subscribed. You're done. Forever.
02
No dashboard
We don't track your usage because there is none. No empty charts. No "insights". Nothing to configure, ever.
03
No integrations
We don't plug into Slack, Notion, Jira, Salesforce, or any of the 200 tools you're already not using.
04
Infinite scalability
Nothing scales perfectly. 1 user or 1 million — the amount of nothing we deliver remains constant and flawless.
05
Zero data stored
We can't breach data we don't have. Your email goes to Stripe and to our mail queue. That's it. Nothing else.
06
No AI features
We considered adding AI to nothing. We decided nothing was already perfect. No co-pilots. No agents. No prompts.

How it works

Three steps.
One outcome.

1
Subscribe
Enter your email and card. Confirm payment. You've just made the most transparent purchase of your professional life.
2
Receive nothing
Each month, an email arrives. Subject: "Your subscribefornothing delivery." Body: "NOTHING." That's the entire product.
3
Planet gets something
Charity funds are donated twice a year — January and July — to WWF and Plant-for-the-Planet. We publish proof of donation publicly each time.

Where the €3 goes

You pay for nothing.
Something happens anyway.

🐼
WWF — World Wildlife Fund
Wildlife & Habitat Protection

The world's largest conservation organization. Protecting species and ecosystems across 100+ countries. No politics. No debate. Just animals and the places they live. Founded in 1961, WWF has protected millions of hectares of natural habitat.

wwf.de →
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Plant-for-the-Planet
Reforestation

Founded by a 9-year-old from Bavaria. Now planting trees across 193 countries. Every euro goes to trees. No overhead theater, no opaque reporting. You can literally watch where trees get planted on their live map.

plant-for-the-planet.org →
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Pricing

Pick your level
of nothing.

Monthly

Nothing
€3$3 /month

Pure, uncut nothing. Every month you receive one email. It says NOTHING. That's everything.

  • 1 email/month — content: NOTHING
  • No dashboard
  • No support
  • No charity (just you and your choices)
  • Cancel anytime, zero friction
Get Nothing →
Most popular
Nothing + Good
€6$6 /month

You get nothing. The planet gets something. Split: €3$3 for nothing, €3$3 donated twice a year (January & July) to WWF & Plant-for-the-Planet.

  • 1 email/month — content: NOTHING
  • €3$3 → your nothing subscription
  • €3$3 → charity fund (donated 2×/year)
  • Public proof of donation — January & July
  • Cancel anytime, zero friction
Get Nothing + Good →

Annual Save ~17%

Annual Nothing
€30$30 /year

€2.50$2.50/month equivalent

Twelve months of nothing, paid upfront. You save €6$6 a year. On nothing.

  • 12 emails — all say NOTHING
  • No features, as always
  • No charity (but you saved €6, spend it wisely)
  • Locked in for a year of nothing
Commit to Nothing →
Best value
Annual Nothing + Good
€60$60 /year

€5$5/month · €30$30 donated/year

Nothing for you, €30$30 for the planet. €30/year allocated to the charity fund — donated twice a year, in January and July, with public proof.

  • 12 emails — all say NOTHING
  • €30$30/year allocated to the charity fund
  • Public proof of donation — January & July
  • Name listed on our public donor wall
  • Locked in for a year of nothing + good
Commit to Nothing + Good →
Enterprise

Nothing
Enterprise™

€2,847$2,847 /month
billed annually at €34,164$34,164/year

For organizations that require nothing at scale. Includes a dedicated Chief Nothing Officer, white-label NOTHING, and a 6-week implementation program to help your team receive nothing effectively.

Minimum 12-month contract. Custom MSA (200 pages, all about nothing). Negotiable terms — all lead to the same outcome.

What's included

  • — Up to 10,000 seats — everyone gets their own NOTHING email
  • — Dedicated Chief Nothing Officer (CNO) — Mon–Fri, never replies
  • — White-label NOTHING in your brand font (Pantone-matched)
  • — Custom subdomain: nothing.yourcompany.com
  • — NOTHING in 47 languages (all say the same thing)
  • — Physical certified letter saying NOTHING, mailed monthly to HQ
  • — SSO / SAML / SCIM (nothing to log into, but it integrates)
  • — SOC 2 Type II · ISO 27001 · HIPAA · GDPR (nothing to audit)
  • — 99.9999% SLA — we have never accidentally delivered something
  • — Quarterly Business Reviews (90 min, agenda: nothing)
  • — Dedicated Slack Connect (0 messages/month, guaranteed)
  • — Executive NOTHING Dashboard — blank PDF, sent weekly
  • — Priority support — 47 business-day response SLA
  • — Annual charity gala (Zoom, 45 min, no agenda)
  • — Donation proof, unnecessarily printed and laminated, shipped to your CEO
  • NEW AI-powered NOTHING — same output, 40× the latency

6-week implementation program

Wk 1–2Discovery (we learn about your nothing needs)
Wk 3–4Configuration (nothing to configure)
Wk 5–6Go-live (you start receiving nothing)

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Completely fictional testimonials

Fake reviews.
Real billing.

"I've tried 63 SaaS tools this year. This is the only one that delivered exactly what it promised."
CM
Carlos M.
Serial Founder, 5× failed startups
"Best ROI I've seen in years. I pay €6. I get nothing. €3 plants trees. The math is actually better than most SaaS I use."
JL
Jana L.
CFO, Company That Tracks Everything
"My team tried to configure it for three weeks. There's nothing to configure. It was humbling. We're better for it."
MP
Martina P.
Head of Engineering, TechCorp

FAQ

Questions about nothing.

What exactly do I get?
One email per month. Subject line: "Your subscribefornothing delivery." Body: "NOTHING." In caps. Centered. 24pt font. That is the complete product. We feel it deserves the emphasis.
Is this a joke?
The concept is satirical. The billing is real. The charity donation is real. This is a product about SaaS subscription fatigue — but the €3 that goes to WWF and Plant-for-the-Planet twice a year (on the Nothing + Good plan) is completely genuine. We publish proof of donation publicly each time.
How does the charity split work exactly?
€3 of every €6/month (Nothing + Good plan) is tracked internally as a charity fund. We donate twice a year — January and July — the full accumulated amount split between WWF and Plant-for-the-Planet, and publish public proof of donation. You can verify every single euro.
Why animals and reforestation specifically?
Because everyone likes trees and animals. No political dimension, no tribal allegiance required. A person of any political view can agree that forests should exist and pandas are worth keeping. It's the one genuinely universal cause.
Why do prices show in € or $?
We detect your location via IP and show the relevant currency. EU visitors see euros, everyone else sees dollars. Plans start from €3/$3 — we don't adjust for exchange rates at this scale. You can also toggle manually in the top navigation.
Can I cancel?
Yes. Immediately. Via the Stripe customer portal. No cancellation survey asking why you're leaving. No "are you sure?" screens. No 40% discount offer. You cancel. It stops. That's it.
What's on the roadmap?
Nothing. Literally no features planned. No updates, no improvements, no v2. We ship nothing on a quarterly basis which means we are always on schedule. Q4 is looking particularly empty and we are very proud.

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